random quotes and all the news that’s fit to print

Sorry, I just couldn’t resist

“We were about to give up and call it a night when
 somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.” John D. McDonald - “Darker Than Amber”

“Mr. Speaker, we make war with such certainty, yet
 we are befuddled how to create peace. This 
paradox requires reflection if we are to survive.
 Making and endorsing war requires a secret love 
of death, and a fearful desire to embrace
 annihilation. Creating peace requires compassion,
 putting ourselves in the other person’s place, and all of
 their suffering and all of their hopes and to act 
from our heart’s capacity to love, not fear.”
 - Dennis Kucinich

And in the news today…

The NY Post has a picture of Ashley Dupre’s camel toe while she was clubbing “commando” a year ago. Girls Gone Wild finds a winning lottery ticket under the couch cushions with a week’s worth of 2003 spring break Ashley footage- girl on girl and nude included- thus obviating the need to pay her $1 million dollars after all… and in other news, Sibel Edmonds’ allegations of nuclear treason still can’t crack the US lamestream media.

“This just in… Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” - Chevy Chase

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we’re the imagination of ourselves… Here’s Tom with the weather.” Bill Hicks

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2 Responses to “random quotes and all the news that’s fit to print”

  1. Brother Jack Says:

    The big story du jour is not Ashley. It’s Joe Francis and his having claimed rights to her pics because she signed a piece of paper - but alas, she was 17, not 18. AT least that is what all the evidence indicates.
    Joe really needs to get used to the idea of spending more time behind bars, in pinstripes. Does Armani make prison clothing?

  2. lyn evans Says:

    i hate hookers

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