I don’t know how long the “buy 10 get one free” deal with the Emperor’s Club VIP was running, but ya really gotta feel for anyone who missed out on his free 4K night on the town, don’t ya?
ETA- apparently Ashley has just released a new song- “Move ya Body” and the price to buy “What We Want” has gone up (apparently again)- it’s currently only $.39$.61 $.98 to own a copy of your very own. Ka-ching! Better run on over and buy MYB quick while it only costs you $.16 (too late, it’s already up to $.20$.23$.27 now- I predict Ashley’s latest newest single will be released… *looks at watch* … oh, about any minute now).
I got to wondering just how hot Kristen- AKA Ashley Dupre (or DiPrieto or Youmans, depending) is. It turns out, according to Google hot trends, volcanically hot is an understatement, due to the number of ways people are searching for her. Let’s take a quick peek, shall we?
That’s 15 by my count, with 6 of them in the top 20. And that’s just google, mind you… I can see the spam sites coming on this from a mile away. Just add in a bunch of bogus keywords (I’m sure spammers will have no trouble figuring out which ones) to appeal to the prurient intrests of the masses and viola! Instant traffic to view your site ads. Oh, and I almost forgot about the bogus YouTube “webcam” videos. There’s already at least one of those out now… I won’t go there. youtube.com/watch?v=LuCMzWOxPYo no doubt one of these fakes will be the next viral video (unless a real one comes out- maybe even if a real one comes out). Another wankjob has patched together a video using “exclusive” (not!- just visit the Internet Archive, as I’ve already mentioned) photos interspersed with press conference footage (and written commentary) with the (fake, IMO) “Kristen” profile as a centerpiece.
Luckily for you, you’ve arrived here instead of at one of those sites, but they shouldn’t be too hard to find.
On the bright side for Kristen/Ashley, she should have no difficulty in finding an agent (assuming she doesn’t already have one) in New York- who has her best interests at heart, of course. I doubt she’ll need to break any more laws or worry about the rent for much longer. After all, ABC is already hunting out “newly found pictures” of her, as I mentioned in my comment on my earlier post- Alleged Spitzer call girl bikini picture, so this must really be a prime example of what passes for news these days. Sibel Edmonds now has Ashley in line ahead of her as well as Britney, Paris, Angelina, JLo and whoeverthef***allelse come next… Let’s just call this my File 13 post of the day, shall we? I may well be too sick to my stomach to come up with a better one. Oh, did I mention the fact that Ashley’s MySpace profile is currently just over 3 million views (up from slightly under 1 Million around 9 hours ago- gulp!). Wouldn’t it be funny if she turns out not to be “Kristen” after all? Hah Hah Hah.
March 14, 2008 at 3:22 am |
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